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I stare at the clock and sit there giggling like Quagmire, exactly 28 minutes go by and whoooop There she goes, into the bathroom. A couple of days later I saw him in the food court again. She said, "I don't want to go up there. Randy The Rooster I worked with this hillarious, crazy old lady once who told me the craziest story!! Shakie Shakie Who's the quadriplegic under the car? Would you like me to buy you a drink? There was a person behind her and guess what he did? What's smaller than a teeny-weeny flea? Detransition Erotic target location error Gender and sexual diversity Gender binary Gender essentialism Gender expression Gender neutrality Gender roles Hermaphrodite Human female sexuality Human male sexuality Intersex Sexuality and gender identity-based cultures. Hear about the gay judges who tried each other? Why is this particular title still in print when the vast majority of books ever published die swift and silent deaths? I hit him so hard that he dropped to the ground, and I'm happy to say, he cried.

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